I haven’t found myself a holiday book yet.
I was considering the possibilities when he handed me his red Xmas shirt. His favourite festive shirt, he said, with a big stain on it.
I asked, what did you spill on it. The laundry door loomed open so I took the shirt and flung it expertly through the door where it landed onto a growing pile of linen on the bench. I said I will fix it. Later. He raised an eyebrow, at my tone perhaps, collected the paper and wandered off outside to read, until the cricket started on tv. After festive occasions the men often head for the lawn or the cricket. I closed the laundry door and left the porthole of the washing machine yawning in anticipation. It can wait.
Finally I had cleared away the several days clutter of Xmas dishes, bowls and cutlery. Stuff. I attacked paper serviettes and topped up the bin with many unused. Actually that quite annoyed me because I had found them abandoned, crumpled, under a chair, anywhere. Who wanted them anyway?
The Xmas wrapping papers. Hmm. These can also wait. I stroked and flattened some. A daughter always gives beautiful paper. I may want to keep them.
Next I called out loudly to ask the son if he had walked the dog. He obviously couldn’t hear. Try again later perhaps. A teenage princess in frayed blue shorts and headphones strolled in and patted my shoulder. Easy mum. She wafted sweetly by. To the fridge probably.
I and the messy shirt bloke, had received a book voucher to share. For both of us. Aha yet another example of a daughter with taste. As he seems to have time to spare he had promptly selected his book and tells me he will use $32 of the $80 so I can use the rest.
Later with all the deathly domestic duties done, I too checked my book options.
Hmm I note one at $20 ($19.99). His book is $32. These would work out so we negotiated this, and should I select another at at $30 we will just pay the extra. This gives me my two books. Yea. These online vouchers are fun.
Well that is the clean up done as we wind up the year. We are content, we have books, a lovely purple potted hydrangea, home grown boysenberries from another daughter and champers from the son. Kids with taste, don’t you love ‘em.
I will have time to read. He has time to check the score. Don’t pretend you don’t know what I mean.
I will close with my party piece which is my impersonation of Mansplaining.
Many a man walks into any room, and says Who Is Out? Or What’s The Score?
Lucky us, biggish family, biggish pleasure.